Home Page

	Sign In Sign-Up

	Troy Conole's Surf Page & Board Company
	Home Page \| About Page \| Photo Page \| What's New Page \| Contact Page \| Favorite Links \| Slide Show \| Guest Book Page \| Photo2 Page

Welcome to troy's surfpage!!!!!!!
Hello I am troy conole and this is my surfing site.
I have a surboard company called 'Grant Surfboards',
wich Grant Holloway and I founded wilst surfing at Makarori Point.
We manufacture surfboards and we sponsor people like Occy, Maz, Jay, Owen McMillan, Grant, Nickolas O'Leary(who one the Jounior Chess Fest) and I, Troy Conole.
By the way our boardroom is in Wainui Beach, Gisborne. Our ph is 0800 grant69 or (06) 8675296(thats my home phone number)

Troy's Jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No Script Required.
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks for a bottle or viagra. The pharmicist eyes him up suspiciously. "Do you have a prescription for that?"he asks. "No" says the guy, "but will this picture of my wife do?"

Seeing Eye Doc.
Did you hear about the short sighted circumciser?
He got the sack!!!!

Women Drivers.
How are women like parking spaces?
The good ones are always taken, and the free ones are mostly handicapped!!

Scary Men.
What's worse than being shagged by Jack the Ripper?
Being fingered by Captain Hook!!!!

Man Can Go A Coldie.
Two gay men are walking by a morgue on a very hot day. One of them says to the other "Want to stop in and suck down a cold one?"

Holy Diet.
Why doesn't Jesus eat M&M's?
Because they fall through his hands!!!

Piling up.
What do you call three people in wheelchairs on top of each other?
A vegetable rack!!!!

How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her!!!

If I have offended you in any way please contact me on 0800 838383(p.s. I am actually sorry if I have offended you in any way.)

This Troy's chick of the month.
Fast fours knows how to pick their cover girls. She's soooo hot. Her name is Holly

Here is some more letters from interested site visiters e.g. Ben Cowper.

Dear retard
I just wrote to say that ur site is acally quite good, alot better than i thought it would be. But there is also parts of ur ur site that is a crok of shit. For instent Troys jokes, my arse you stoll my FHm joke book when I was out And to make it worse you said that i let u and i also let u use 3 surfing vids, well get ur head out of ur arse like i would forget somethig like that. Well i hope u and grant have a happy life living together and giving brown every night. Maby i can come and baby sit ur adopeted kid. Also what this about nick o leary wanting to beat me up because i looked at him funny i bet it just one of ur fantisy guys you made up like grant. Why make up a site about surfing why not do a site about somthing ur good at eg www.brown giver.co.nz. dont mock me, and i will be giting my guns back. keep up the good work
Ben cowper

E-mail of the Month!
Dear TC,
I am a student at "Auckland Grammar For The Extra Ordinaraly Brainy People" and there is not one good brake anywhere. My brand new 14"11' is too hard for me to ride and it also takes 4 people to carry it down to the beach not to mention a bus to take is there on. I am poor and cannaford a cool Grant Surfboard. You are the man so could you please give me a new hair drier, a new king size mahogany bed and a peice of corogated iron so I can go for A surf.

P.S. Your site is mean but I also want to smash Ben Cowper for looking at me.

From Nick O'leary

Your in luck mate I can send you a hairdrier from the shop and a pillow and a sheet of cardboard for your house, also a new Grant Surfboard.

Don't Send an email

Getting Rich Quick
I am the man so if you want to be rich soon read on.

If you want a cool car, a wife and a elephant you need to follow these steps.

1. Never smile at a crocodile.

2. Never hit your wife.

3. Don't spit spitballs in class.

4. Never turn down a job.

5. Never buy prezzies from the two dollar shop.

6. Save all your money and don't go spending it on bookies and pokies.

7. Don't go duck shooting.

8. Don't ever use a hair drier.

9. Never make racist jokes or comments.

10. Go to university, get a masters in Surfboard making and don't get a credit card.

P.S. If you follow these rules then you can end up being a rich man with a wife, 2 kids, a wave pool,
a Audi TT roadster and a pink dishwasher.

Guest book!!!!!
www.1troy.allhell.comsguest.html
Go here to sign the guest book!!!

Wanted... Osama Bin Holloway

This man is known as Osama Bin Holloway. He is armed with fire crackers and is very dangerous. There is a reward of ,000000 if you catch him you will be able to buy many playstation 1's.
Stay away from this man. He may brown you.
Cortesy of Troy's boardroom.